Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 472
You deserved it 3 449

Same thing different taste

Top comments

EvenIfItKillsMe 0

awh. People can be so mean.

You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?

Comments

awwwe cutie. at least you're not one of those superficial 'i'msohotjustlookatmeanddrinkitin' kinda guys. girls will love you for your humbleness(?xD), shyness, and cute butt. i hope you become really hot and see those bitches again someday. and they'll be all over you. but don't let them get any.:)

awwe you're a cutie. at least you're not one of those superficial 'i'm so hot just look at me and drink it in ' kind of guys. girls will love you for being humble, shy, and your cute ass.:) if you're young i hope you grow into a really hot guy. and i hope you see those bitches again someday. they'll be all over you, but don't let those ***** get any. let em know that karma's a bitch.:)

Oh and I agree with ericabella18. I hope you lose your buttfaceness and became a really good looking guy and show em how its done ! :D I know your pain boy, im also pretty much ugly ... but, who cares : D

MsMegaroo 0

Yaaa...only prudes or dorks call gurls "pretty" and im assuming ur both?

wow, those girls r just bitches hey, at least u have a cute butt ;)

bitches never get real boyfriends, dont let it get you down o.o

Everyone calling this guy "sweet" should probably go read the ladder theory. Sweet=a good friend but not a boyfriend

Man I hate people like that. I'm sorry, man.