Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Assface

Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

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You deserved it 5 167

By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

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You deserved it 39 032

By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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You deserved it 8 398

By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

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You deserved it 2 370

By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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You deserved it 9 223

By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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You deserved it 36 029

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML

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You deserved it 116

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML

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You deserved it 5 155

By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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You deserved it 2 577

EvenIfItKillsMe 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:28

awh. People can be so mean.

ichnal 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:34

You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?

Comments

Crimson35124 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:39

you prob have more ass then lol. never even knew girls look at guys' butts

silly_kate 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:40

don't worry about them! they're just bitches! you should have said what #43 wrote! wipe that smug 'pretty' smirk off that ****'s face!

CandyLolita 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:51

There's a difference between cute and handsome, you know. They ARE still a bunch of bitches, and *****. Flirting with random people and perving on "cute butts". @43 --that was excellent!

watermind 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:58

"I know! I'm only hot from the waist down, I need to get a midget for a girlfriend... ". Say something damn it. Say something that doesn't sound to dumb, keep composure, and don't care much about it. That will immediately give you more points than a cute face. Potentially embarrassing situations are golden opportunities to stand out, don't waste them.

Alexgoesfml 3

Monday 15 June 2009 12:58

#32, you are completely wrong. FMLs can be about any thing, not 'typical' people in harsh situations, why are you getting so pissed off at stuff like this.

crappyday09 0

Monday 15 June 2009 13:00

Sucks to ne you but hey atleast youve got a decent ass!

leandra12 0

Monday 15 June 2009 13:10

Way to give a backhanded compliment.

laurisshnazzy 0

Monday 15 June 2009 13:13

Ugh, I hate shallow bitches like that. It was really unnecessary to make a comment like that. Here, I'll date you. You sound nice, and a great ass is always a plus. :P

dyld921 2

Monday 15 June 2009 13:15

You must be one of those 'butterface'. Look on the bright side, at least you have a nice ass ;)

DieselGirl 0

Monday 15 June 2009 13:15

#43 THAT is effing awesome, if a guy ever said that me to, i would prolly cry. hahaha now That would be a swift kick to the ego. OP follow what #43 said.