Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Assface

Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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You deserved it 3 449

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By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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You deserved it 4 335

By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 253

You deserved it 5 165

By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 535

You deserved it 39 026

By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 057

You deserved it 8 396

By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 023

You deserved it 2 369

By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 441

You deserved it 9 222

By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 636

You deserved it 36 026

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 181

You deserved it 115

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML

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You deserved it 5 153

By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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You deserved it 2 576

EvenIfItKillsMe 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:28

awh. People can be so mean.

ichnal 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:34

You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?

Comments

eiouer 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:20

at least you have an ass. be thankful. i am 6'5 and am a stick. a broad stick. but a stick.

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 15 June 2009 11:23

#40 - "Oh my God, sorry! I assumed you were a ******* **** from the sound of your voice. Turns out, I was right!"

gingermonster16 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:25

#43 hahahaha! Even better!

Krazy77 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:27

I had this happen to me once, I had anger issues at the time and flat out had a bad day. So, my way of acknowledging them was flipping them off and walking away

nom_nom_nom 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:27

#43: excellent.

yertsey 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:36

what a bitch

blackwidowtaco 31

Friday 30 August 2013 7:00

Bitches*

Overcast117 5

Monday 15 June 2009 11:42

At least OP has a nice ass.

nightswimmer 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:49

dude they were all jerks. l hate shitty girls like that who think they get to do and say what they want because boys will usually submit. god damn them oppurtunity grabbing *****! grrr harumphoodleygoo

tari_joon 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:15

Why have some people selected YDI? Clearly not at fault here. I've learnt not to turn around when I hear someone hooting or whistling, because it's bound to be for someone else. Girls love a nice ass OP :) Also, agreeing with #7. It sucks to be lumped in with those girls.