Asshats

By lprocter1982 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML
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rubyjames 3

"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."

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i2smart2trick 15

The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??

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JoeySegner 3

It's lies like this that make hunters look bad

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kristat 14

And what are you normally doing that would make you have to clarify that it wasn't the police shooting at you? Or are there just a bunch of rouge cops running around shooting innocent people in your town/city?

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Bajee 10

Lmao is that what he told you? Trust me there was no mistake.

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docscientist 9

That deer just done got up on two legs inna started haulin' out tha trash... Couldna believe mine eyes so I shot that personator n' stopped tha deer uprisin'.

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jaredofmo 22

He thought you were an alien. Or he just really doesn't like garbage men. ("$40 a month to haul of trash, who the heck do they think they are?")

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THE_A_TEEN 27

That deer, it talks and walks? Like A MMAAAANNNN!?!?!?!?!?!?

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littlericht 2

He should have gone to specsavers! Or you forgot to take his rubbish!

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riskakitty 0

I'm fairly certain it's illegal to hunt that close to a road...

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