School, Mental health, Death and Miscellaneous: Assumptions

Assumptions

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML

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You deserved it 3 088

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML

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You deserved it 73 444

Asshat

By lissa - 01/06/2021 11:01

Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML

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You deserved it 79

A teacher's burden

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 17:46 - Canada

Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML

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You deserved it 3 862

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 00:03

Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 027

You deserved it 7 913

By ... - 05/02/2010 03:12 - France

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

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You deserved it 70 295

Speak out

By I tried - 26/05/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I found out that one of the students at my old school had committed suicide. Several months earlier, I'd informed the school counselor that said student appeared to be suicidal. Apparently, teachers dismissing her as "lazy" when she was actually very, very depressed was a big factor. Man, fuck that school. FML

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You deserved it 77

Unprofessional

By Allie - 26/08/2021 15:01 - United States - Tyler

Today, my youth pastor died and I was crying. My boss told me to dry my tears, because it was affecting my coworkers. Sorry I'm human and cry when someone I know dies. FML

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You deserved it 171

Lazy comeback

By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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You deserved it 2 708

You never know

By lolwut - 11/09/2014 06:33 - United States - Albany

Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be ok if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 644

You deserved it 18 485

By Crying - 29/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

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You deserved it 8 573

datoismyname 22

Thursday 26 January 2012 16:08

I'm sorry that your teacher is an asshole.

malfoyfreak 3

Thursday 26 January 2012 16:08

What a nice teacher.

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Youdontloveme 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 23:15

That's when you give the teacher the finger and say, "**** off *****" that's what I do.

cj92 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 23:19

you suck

chesoes 8

Thursday 26 January 2012 23:27

This is kinda funny:) lol but then kinda sad :(

BellaMarta 19

Thursday 26 January 2012 23:42

Should've bitch slapped them.

xxTanKxx2009 2

Friday 27 January 2012 0:06

wow that's not nice

weatherxveins 29

Friday 27 January 2012 0:19

Has this been posted before, here or somewhere else? I could swear I've seen it before...

Mickie1 4

Friday 27 January 2012 0:23

Yeah teacher's are just a rude as the kids

SarcasticParadox 1

Friday 27 January 2012 0:26

Im sure you can sue for that. People sue over the craziest things.

RrLSf19 0

Friday 27 January 2012 0:57

Screw that teacher!

CrAzYcHiC13 1

Friday 27 January 2012 1:05

Some1 needs 2 slap tht teacher

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 1 February 2012 6:32

You know, they don't charge by the letter here, you Can type "someone" the way anyone with a brain and a second grade education should be able to

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