Awkwaaaaard

By notwhatithought - 21/08/2015 19:43 - Germany - Erlangen

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 249
You deserved it 33 699

Same thing different taste

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fotomiep 7

What cheap romance novel did you think you were in?

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This ain't a porno woman! If life was a porno, last night's pizza delivery would have gone a lot different.

LiLMAMA0523 35

Someone has been watching too many pornos.

dantee2005 33

Lol. How do you know what happens in a porno!

because an insane amount of shows make fun of it? you could have never seen **** in your life and known this reference.

What the hell did I just read? I think my eyeballs are bleeding after reading this

FalloutScrolls 25

"I'm failing this course. **** me, right?" Total YDI.

I....Don't understand tf is this? I'm sry but YDI this isn't a porno

So if a teacher tells you there's a chance for extra credit, you automatically think it's for sex?

"Fifty Shades of Homework", better start writing!

Hahaha WOW. You were actually planning on doing that?

Most professors aren't going to risk getting involved with a student, you shouldn't assume a man is going to always want to have sex, just saying. But start that essay, it was just a misunderstanding! :)