Intimacy, Wanker and Love: Awkward pause - FML

Awkward pause

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Blue Springs

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Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Wednesday 13 March 2013 12:57

You just met his other girlfriend....

RoboCunnilingus 23

Wednesday 13 March 2013 12:56

Now he probably thinks you're a jerk.

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suewtsn 3

Friday 15 March 2013 19:31

LMAO. Guess what he will be thinking about every time he uses lotion now. Haha.

the_ginger10 2

Sunday 17 March 2013 4:26

I had my first kiss with the boy I like today.. <3<3<3<3<3

kristadoodle 8

Monday 1 April 2013 9:47

Doesn't sound like an FML.

apollo436 11

Sunday 17 March 2013 23:40

The right hand of a guy is some girl,s rival in love. Wait, a hand?

hellmate 12

Tuesday 18 June 2013 5:43

im dying!!

tpm45 25

Saturday 6 July 2013 14:48

Five letters: LMFAO

littlexlune 16

Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:14

Imagine how soft his dick is.

Ugi 26

Monday 2 December 2013 14:00

This should be framed somewhere in the archive of best FMLs ever - subtle and innocent, yet brutally embarrassing! FYL OP - but if you offer to help him moisturize he may well get over it!

CryosFear 14

Monday 26 May 2014 19:13

That his "fap" hand

i_needa_username 17

Monday 1 June 2015 5:21

Ohhhh man try telling him that you don't mind?

fmyinternet 13

Thursday 7 April 2016 16:18

That's why you use both hands XD

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