Awkward pause
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Blue Springs
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Blue Springs
OP, don't you know that lotion is a very handy personal item?
I guess you could say he was a wanker
The joke is "Palm-ela Hand-erson". If you're going to use an old joke at least get it right.
HAHAHA that's actually sort of sweet if you guys can get past the awkwardness
1234 i declare a thumb war! 5678 he used that hand to **********!!!
OP, If things go well, he won't be using his hands anymore you get what I'm saying? lol.
Keywords
You just met his other girlfriend....
Now he probably thinks you're a jerk.