Awkward pause

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Blue Springs

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Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML
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HeartOfLead 24

And then Jill met OP, right? I hope that's how the story goes.

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SammiixSue 13

LMAO! This made me laugh out loud and wake up my 3 month old.

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nicievans 9

Always, always, always think first. Have the conversation in your own brain and try to figure out where it goes before you put it out there and cannot take it back.

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lylotrezor 20

Come on, no one can spend all of their life thinking about every single implication of what they say before they say it. We'd miss out on a lot of FMLs then. ;)

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lifeisabitchthen 4

Best fml ever

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ender6137 5

Can someone please explain to me what's the big deal? How does this merit an FML? It's a little awkward, sure, but Jesus, just laugh it off! Not a big deal! Of course he masturbates.

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jondmon91 10

Bahahaha fapfapfapfapfapfap sucks for that dude

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Kennuckle_fml 6

I would have just laughed. For me personally, I think it would have been a funny story to tell.

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ReverendWhiley 1

My most favorite story today, this is great. Would love to see an illustration of your faces after you said that.

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