Kids: Baby love

Baby love

By bushy brows - 04/01/2016 23:13 - United States - Prior Lake

Today, I recently gave birth to my daughter, and my husband and I both have dark hair and bushy eyebrows. We never thought it was a problem until our daughter was born with a dark, bushy unibrow. Now I'm too nervous to take pictures of her 'cause our family and friends laugh every time they see her. FML

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By just a joke - 08/06/2020 20:08

Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML

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By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States

Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

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By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

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By so not funny! - 28/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:45 - France

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 09:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML

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By Eyebrowsgone - 25/08/2010 13:10 - United States

Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML

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Tuesday 5 January 2016 8:06

I really want to say FYL but if you already can't accept your daughter for who she is then FHL & YDI. Friends and family who laugh at a baby for something she can't help are asshats.

hasooon 24

Tuesday 5 January 2016 8:04

People opinions are the least thing you should care about. Congrats on your beautiful daughter.

Comments

ndaguanno 17

Thursday 7 January 2016 14:07

Helga Pataki anyone?

peeta0330 18

Thursday 7 January 2016 14:17

Shave the unibrow then

BloodyGlass 10

Thursday 7 January 2016 15:46

Tell the family to stuff it, or you're not visiting anymore.

8djht8 19

Thursday 7 January 2016 21:25

damn p.s. thick natural luscious eyebrows, better than non existent drawn on ones.

BeenIt 5

Thursday 7 January 2016 22:21

Take all the pictures you can or you'll regret it. I bet she's gorgeous!!!

manuwish 9

Friday 8 January 2016 7:17

when you have the cutest little thing with a unibrow and giggle cause it's cute doesn't mean you're making fun of it..don't take it so hard, when she comes to the age she will be interested in boys, she will have perfected the art of eyebrow epilation and having it will have been an asset to her life :)) think positive

avila_boy22 12

Friday 8 January 2016 21:54

2 + 2 = 1? shes still gotta be a cute baby regardless

Calibeauty_ 13

Saturday 9 January 2016 17:49

Maybe you shouldn't have had a baby with a guy that also had hairy ass bushy brows like yours if you were gonna be afraid to show off your baby. You're such a bitch and you don't deserve to ever have anymore babies. ******* ****.