Back 2 school

By christine brown - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
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jonan1212 5

where the hell do u live?

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iAmScrubs 19

Breaking News: Student goes on rampage with a pair of earings and shreds 100 pieces of paper.

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MrXerxes5 6

You could turned them into poisonous darts. Good job whoever took those. It's dangerous to have earrings, pencils, pens, rings, etc. in school.

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MangoRico1 1

Maybe putting fish hooks on knives not best idea

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lexilope 6

Breaking News: Multiple children were sent home from school with numerous bandaids due to stab wounds inflicted by earings!

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

YDI for going to school with a pair of Jackie Chans hanging from your ears.

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ferndo33 9

Not Jackie chans … chuck norris's!!

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xcarxcrashx 9

Seriously! Who makes Jackie chan references anymore!?

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Honestly, I was unaware that it was ever a thing. I thought it was Chuck Norris jokes that had gone horribly stale since 2006. I apologize for being unaware of the lameness of my joke.

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btnhdude 0

Awesome people make Jackie chan referrences.

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jellitonoctopus 19

Did you have dangling razor blade ear rings? I was at the airport when some girl had them confiscated even though they where fake razors.

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FarSide 22

The fact that it is fake is irrelevant. It can readily be used to incite fear and intimidation. Like a rubber gun, or even an unloaded gun.

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jellitonoctopus 19

Yeah so maybe OP was suspended because of razor earrings.

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liquidSELECT 0

Are you in those catholic schools where they call you a harlet for wearing shorts???

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megaanlovesmusic 1

I go to a catholic school and people deffinitely don't get called a harlot for wearing shorts :/

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jonn090 13

Principal : you are being suspended today due to wearing a hazardous item and that is earrings student: WHAT ! How are earrings hazardous?!? Principal: Cause I'm the boss I do whateva I want now begone I have a "date" With your mother

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Jcakesss 0

You shoulda called your teacher out on having so many sharp scissors and pens (which are "hazardous weapons") in her possession. That sucks.

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