Back 2 school

By christine brown - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 102
You deserved it 3 805
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jonan1212 5

where the hell do u live?

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iAmScrubs 19

Breaking News: Student goes on rampage with a pair of earings and shreds 100 pieces of paper.

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RedPillSucks 31

OPs High School was probably named "Chuck Norris High School", or "McGiver High School". You can kill 50 people with a wad of chewing gum and a paper clip. For the final exam in freshman year we had to kill 5 people with nothing but what we found in a discarded bag from a McDonalds. Lucky me, mine had a gun in it.

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Wazilla 0

My test we had to break into the pentagon, only using a peice of string, a broken ruler, and some chewed gum. we had sneak out chuck's kid becuase he was being tested to see if the government could unlock the god powers of chuck norris through DNA. Ah sophmore year...

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stormchaser24 24

Wow. Depends on the size. I am sure we are not hearing the whole story.

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queenb1621 21

Yea well the sad part is that ppl bring GUNS to the school and they don't get noticed...

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Duladian 19

@11 dont forget shoe laces. I could strangle someone with them!

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kittea86 0

well, what kind of ear rings were they

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XxKawaiiMomoxX 5

so what? my school uniform have ties and people try to strangle each other >=0 are earings that deadly? unless you get seriously Imaginative you could probibly just about pierce somones ears or give somone a little prick! Dx your life sucks.

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madibrielle212 0

Maybe they had something absolutely funny on them and the principal was just jealous that he couldn't be like you.

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patacus 14

when i was in grade school i bought a gun keychain from one of those 50cent price machines they have at stores. it was a sweet desert eagle, and i got told not to bring it to school anymore because they saw it clipped to my backpack.

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zombiekitten87 12

That sucks, but if they were conceived as weapons, they must be really tacky, so take it as a fashion lesson, I guess.

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