Bad aim

By goldengirl - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my doctor asked for a urine sample. It's the first time I've tried to cup my own pee. Despite the fact that I'm a woman, I managed to aim wrong, and sprayed the floor, hit the door and my handbag with my own pee. FML
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revert 1

And you laugh at us guys, wee can aim :)

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RedPillSucks 31

What does being a woman have to do with this? Peeing in a cup may not be rocket science, but it's not easy when you can't aim. Next time, try peeing over/in the toilet and just place the cup in the stream.

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jerico616 14

Some advice: Don't go to your doctor's appointments drunk!!!

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zannahdia13 7

I'm pretty sure your supposed to do that over the toilet...That sucks though.

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bshawndes1 0

Dang girl!! Pissin all over the place...

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kyrisonfusion 22

Despite the fact that I'm a woman? We men can aim better than that.....

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missfrenchie 11

Why didn't you just sit down on the throne and put the dang cup under your ********?!? It's not that hard!

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arsenikCatnip 7

i imagine its harder for women since you can't aim

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worldclassrager 39

Take it home..it's a bit easier...and you have more attempts if needed best of all it can be a bit more confortable

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shayundead 9

How the hell did you manage that?

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