Poopoo peepee and Health: Bad aim - FML

Bad aim

By goldengirl - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my doctor asked for a urine sample. It's the first time I've tried to cup my own pee. Despite the fact that I'm a woman, I managed to aim wrong, and sprayed the floor, hit the door and my handbag with my own pee. FML

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Friday 26 August 2011 15:59

And you laugh at us guys, wee can aim :)

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 26 August 2011 16:03

What does being a woman have to do with this? Peeing in a cup may not be rocket science, but it's not easy when you can't aim. Next time, try peeing over/in the toilet and just place the cup in the stream.

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pl0xs3rver 45

Wednesday 24 December 2014 21:58

Don't feel bad. The first time I had to, didn't have any idea what the hell I was doing so I pissed in the toilet and used the cup to scoop some of the water and piss out.

Nina825 21

Friday 21 August 2015 12:17

Hit the door?

peterblack67 9

Sunday 14 February 2021 6:57

How is that even possible?

spinningrecords 14

Tuesday 28 June 2022 20:17

Welcome to our world! The struggle is real.

mccuish 25

Wednesday 29 June 2022 7:17

This is what you guy for laughing at guys who can’t aim

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