I've only had to provide a urine sample once and it was after a car accident. I had to piss into a tiny cup in a cramped bathroom with a concussion.. Needless to say, I wizzed all over my hands.

I've had a few mishaps, not as bad as this, but I've had them. In my gyno's office, they always want a pee test; they use it to check a lot of different things. The thing is, though, they want a "clean catch" urine sample, and there's even a instructional poster on the wall. According to that, you're supposed to spread your labia and then hold the cup accordingly to catch the urine. A lot of times, if you lean back while holding your ******, if you're peeing a lot it can escape the toilet, lol. Moral of the story is to get in your position and stay in it. Don't move because your pee moves with you, lol.

Hey, atleast now you know you can pee like a bauss.

What were you standing and peeing? Hover the tolit put the cup under there and hope you "aim" right and that way if you miss you wont pee on yourself!

I didnt kno girls can aim. Lol

I used to fill it up to the brim and pretend that I had the shakes while I handed off the cup to an unsuspecting nurse!

Ok that's really a FML, the worst I've ever done is piss on my hand... hopefully you threw the handbag out!

Just how old are you??

Everyone is more concerned she peed on the floor and her purse. Im more for how the hell she hit the door!?! Wtf? No, really, WTF? How? Did you just back up to it and let it go? Why? That's nowhere conceivable to gravity or common sense to be aimed at a cup! You need How To Pee In A Cup FOR DUMMIES!

What do you mean 'despite he fact that I'm a woman'???? That is so stupid