Bad aim

By goldengirl - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my doctor asked for a urine sample. It's the first time I've tried to cup my own pee. Despite the fact that I'm a woman, I managed to aim wrong, and sprayed the floor, hit the door and my handbag with my own pee. FML
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revert 1

And you laugh at us guys, wee can aim :)

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RedPillSucks 31

What does being a woman have to do with this? Peeing in a cup may not be rocket science, but it's not easy when you can't aim. Next time, try peeing over/in the toilet and just place the cup in the stream.

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Comments

snow88 0

How the heck did you make such a mess! That's just redunkulous!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

That suck's op i may be a guy but sometimes we guys get bad aim you know who needs to comment on this, DocBastard

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irtlw 1

tip: you're suppose to do it while sitting on the toilet. if you ever get pregnant, you'll have to do it about about 7 or more times in 9 months.

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

What do u expect... u don't have a dick!!!!

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FLYiN_CLOUD9 4

that's why you do it in on the toilet honey..

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LilaBear 1

I've never had to cup my own pee either, but I imagine you'd still do it over a toilet o.O

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jhashj 0

I'm with you! Years of practice and I still mess up. You gotta peek around your boobs, not pee too much after the "clean catch" procedure, and try not to drop the cup in the toilet. It's not like holding a hose... Hey guys, try aiming a gun at a target from in a box. It. Ain't. Easy.

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JessicaC13 2

I agree with 7. it's urine...not a machine gun. calm down.

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Obelia 3

I'm still shocked that she attempted to pee in the cup while standing up in the first place, even squatting would be hazzardous. Gawd!

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