Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
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Welshite 39

That doesn't make him a genius. He's just smarter than you.

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junkman6 22

So we have cats that open doors, dogs that target training books, and smart door to door salesmen. Add this to that list and I think it's time we all start preparing for the rapture.

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alienator_fml 4

I would have taken it with me and continued eating. Nobody interrupts my bacon feast!

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BlueKelly 6

Fido ain't so special!!! I would have done the same thing

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

YDI for thinking dogs won't help themselves to unattended food.

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naznafeathers 22

My boyfriend's cat does the exact same thing

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BlueKelly 6

My IP address was permanently BANNED from the Topix Site today! Little do they know, I have multiple adds! I truly a LOSER! FML

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unlucky_04 10

Getting fooled by a dog? hahahaha. Sorry. Couldn't help it. :D

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JabberJaw88 11

Sorry, OP! Dogs are tricky -mine do this to me all the time. They're either very, very smart or I'm very, very gullible.

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GEFStryker 29

I was going to do a pun, but then I took a paws and remembered we had already barked up this tree in another thread. I'm gonna pull the pug on this train of thought, before I write something dumb and get pounded with the thumbs down. Night folks, you kennel move on now.

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