Dogs and Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By feelgood - 29/07/2013 05:08 - United States

Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML

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You deserved it 6 788

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By Devin - 21/06/2019 22:17

Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML

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You deserved it 725

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By Lisa - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 011

You deserved it 333

By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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Bad boy

By Nebraskawreck - 22/11/2018 13:30

Today, my husband left our untrained puppy out of its kennel when he left for work. I got home and all of the baby books my parents just bought for us that were on the coffee table in a backpack were completely destroyed, along with the bag, and parts of our wall. FML

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You deserved it 405

By PuppyLove2009 - 13/11/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML

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You deserved it 3 871

Good boy

By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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You deserved it 5 963

By Coldandshoeless - 08/01/2013 10:40 - United States - Hackettstown

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 303

By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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You deserved it 3 924

By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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You deserved it 3 046

DaniPandi 22

Monday 29 July 2013 12:03

Looks like chew are in trouble. Your dog sounds like a bitch.

Wakachulak 22

Monday 29 July 2013 12:05

Blame it on the dog! Oh wait...

Comments

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 29 July 2013 16:50

Gee your dog has got iron jaws

worldclassrager 39

Monday 29 July 2013 17:45

Patch it quick or cover it with something or just confess what happened and pay for it...your choice...

TM24D 15

Monday 29 July 2013 17:58

That sucks. If your dog is still young you should discipline it before it forgets what it did wrong.

chocolatefrog28 29

Monday 29 July 2013 18:46

Chewed a hole in the wall? Damn. Are you sure your "dog" doesn't look like a flat, angry skunk or match the image results when you search "badger"?

caligirllife 11

Monday 29 July 2013 18:49

What kind of dog can chew through a wall?

thedeadmen 14

Tuesday 30 July 2013 13:46

Hi do u have kik

thepretender10 4

Monday 29 July 2013 18:57

good lord, what kind of dog do you have?

trbuson 11

Tuesday 30 July 2013 3:11

Does your dog happen to be named Marley?

SAgirl 13

Tuesday 30 July 2013 14:03

You took your dog with? ... YDI

MrsAlexander83 10

Tuesday 30 July 2013 14:51

Did you tell them they had a massive rodent problem? :) Sorry OP...one of the things we have to do as "parents" is clean up after our "kids". Sucks but such is life...