Bad boy

By twinkie2 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I treated myself to a cheeseburger. I left it on my coffee table while I grabbed a napkin from the kitchen. While I was gone, my dog nabbed it. Then puked it up all over my carpet. Which I then had to clean up. FML
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FatalxDesire599 0

Never leave a cheeseburger unguarded-_-!

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Clashzorz2 0

The dog was obviously saving you from a stomach virus. Why do you think he puked after?

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ulicksam 0

I've had plenty of dogs with obedient titles. You still don't trust dogs to not eat food you leave out while you're not there. Pretty basic fact for anyone that's going to own a dog. YDI. And of course you had to clean it up. He's not going to do it.

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saleha97 4

that's why you should keep to bunnies :)

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Dude... you left your food unguarded where your dog could get to it? YDI. That does suck though.

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Erbtosis 10

Your dog was just saving you from the burger that would have made you puke. You should give him a treat.

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Darrian_Garrett 0

Ohhh me gusta

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DocBastard 38

So I suppose. I'm the only one. Who found the. Complete lack of sentence. Structure annoying. Flame away, anti-Grammar Nazis. Feel free to expose yourselves and explain just why grammar is unimportant.

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