Bad boy
By twinkie2 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By twinkie2 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
YDI for owning a dog. Those nasty creatures eat poop, for crying out loud! What made you think he was going to ignore a cheeseburger left unguarded on a level he could reach?
That's because dogs are interactive. Interacting is much better than having a cat. All a cat does is lay in your sofa all day.
I used to think poop was disgusting. Then I turned 5.
The dog ate the cheeseburger because he's interactive? Um, okay... My husband and I have four cats and they are *very* interactive, as you put it. If we were to leave food where they could reach and then walk off, we would come back to at least one of the cats enjoying our dinner. The big difference between our cats and a dog, though, is that our cats would throw-up in their litter box, not on our floor. And just FYI, cats do a lot more than lay on the couch. They lay in the sink, on my desk, on the computer chair, on top of the book I'm reading, and across my shoulders, too. They're very interactive, as I said.
#30 You must have trained your cats, my cat always look for a carpet before she pukes....
Alysha, stop being such a classic "dog-hating" cat person. Neither of them is better than the other, it just depends on what the person prefers. I love both, but honestly? Dogs are more loyal, and if trained PROPERLY- which most people don't know how - they will obey your orders INCLUDING not eating just any food left out there, whereas a cat is a more selfish and independent animal.
Cats are lame, dogs are rad. End of story.
just because ure a cat lover does not make dogs nasty.
This is what you do- eat his dog food and puke it on his bed [=
LMFAO
15 - He'd probably just eat it..
Dump the dog? That's a little harsh, don't you think?
I woulda beat the shit outta the dog
F U 21! >:(
You knew you have a dog. So this was completely avoidable.
wow
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Never leave a cheeseburger unguarded-_-!
The dog was obviously saving you from a stomach virus. Why do you think he puked after?