Bad boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 2 year-old son decided to pee on the dog for the second day in a row. I'm afraid this will turn into a routine thing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 276
You deserved it 5 309

Same thing different taste

Top comments

i hope the dog learns to defend itself and bite off the kids little weiner...

awe it's your job to train your kid haha poor dog :(

Comments

Spank him? Or are you one of those "time out corner" parents?

19, every time I see your face, my heart goes all aflutter

perhaps the OP should take a parenting class.

rudikk99 2

lol!! tall the kid if he keeped peeing on any dog he would slowly transforms into s dog himself...

lolol_BKYCHO 3

Just start peeing on him. Problem solved, unless he likes it.

How the **** does that solve the problem?

Someone's got their head way too far up their ass.

lolol_BKYCHO 3

You thought I was being serious? Wow and my head is too far up my ass!

RedPillSucks 31

Give the kid a break. He's probably getting back at the dog for pissing on him first. By the way, make sure he doesn't try to shove any pencils up the dogs butt.

hostilexa 0

Get him fixed he'll stop peeing on the dog

Its not considered a habit until its 21 times in a row, hope this helps.

skyeyez9 24

61: Lol. Those parents are hilarious to see though (and annoying). I saw one kid around 5 at the zoo kept trying to climb a small wall into the koi pond after being told repeatedly No. His mom was like "You're being bad and not listening! Now give me a hug!" And she left it at that. Kid still kept botherig the fish and then started throwing rocks at the koi.

TheDrifter 23

Those parents are hilarious. Of course as a foster parent I often get to raise their children during the teen years...

lesleykay 0

71, i just laughed out loud. I'd die laughing if I were there!

TheDrifter 23

33 I somewhat disagree. A sharp swat on the bottom shows your child that it's wrong in a more time efficient manner than explaining in a language they barely speak. As for the earlier poster with the autistic child, I feel your pain. Me and my wife had an autistic foster for a while, with the comprehension problems sometimes it takes a half dozen methods to get an idea through to them.