Bad boy

By Sissy - 06/12/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was standing in a long line at the Post Office when my 3 year-old son started rubbing up and down my leg. I asked him what he was doing and he said loudly, "I'm humping you like Simon humps me!" Everyone looked at me in shocked horror. Simon is our dog. FML
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null_fml 11

Before reading the last sentence, I assumed he meant a dog. I'm sure everyone around did too. Embarrassing still, but not as bad as it could be.

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glorbnakcs 0

Solution: Mention to those around you that Simon is your dog. Not really a big deal.

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mollydollyx33 0

yeah humping is the motion and technically not sexual, but why would a three year old use that term? i would never say to a child "oh honey, simon was just humping you"

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truladyred 0

Time to get Simon neutered and kept away from small children. And maybe time for a bad parent of the week award...

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newsgit 0

why? Honestly, don't people read moemoemoe's comments? If not, I'll put them here, in caps: "HUMPING" IS NOT A VULGAR OR SEXUAL ONLY TERM. GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR BUTTS ALREADY! EVEN FOR A KID, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT TERM. IT RELATES TO THE MOVENT. NOT TO PENETRATION. there ya go.

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kwan613 0

Simon says "bend over" Simon says "does it feel good?" Simon says "NOW GO SHOW YOUR DADDY!!" loooool

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GlassJAwkidE 3

My dog's name is Simon too! Simon Sez :)

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xxmoronxx 0

thats the type of thing i would expect from my little brother

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Nino_Mexicano 0

atleast he didnt say something even worse like im sexing u like daddy does

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partyboy9013 0

a 3 year old knows that the dog is "humping" him? i dont even think i knew that word at that age...

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girlslikeboyz 0

LOL !! ROFL ! Thats cute !!! But very sad that he knows that word at that age.... what is the world coming to ?

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caosdth 2

jesus ******* christ, doesntanyone own afucking dog? ive had dogs all my life and i knew what humping was by the time of my first memory, i never did it cause my mom told me it was wrong to do to others, and that was it, its not vulgar, its not profanity, it isnt anything but a verb, and the kid needs his mom to tell him its wrong to do that to someone, and to teach the dog to not hump anything, either get the dog neutered or train him/her, it also might be a dominance thing if he does it to the 3 yo.

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