Bad boy

By Sissy - 06/12/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was standing in a long line at the Post Office when my 3 year-old son started rubbing up and down my leg. I asked him what he was doing and he said loudly, "I'm humping you like Simon humps me!" Everyone looked at me in shocked horror. Simon is our dog. FML
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null_fml 11

Before reading the last sentence, I assumed he meant a dog. I'm sure everyone around did too. Embarrassing still, but not as bad as it could be.

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glorbnakcs 0

Solution: Mention to those around you that Simon is your dog. Not really a big deal.

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Kopa_fml 2

"Son, don't imitate the dog!" Problem solved? Not really FYL.

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XxXx4xXxX 0

AHAHAHAH, my friends dog did that to my leg, so I jumped onthe couchto get away, then it got on to the couch so I jumped off, I thought I was safe because it didn't do anything, two mins later it started humping my back/butt! aha I know how yr son feels

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ZacharyorAndrew 0

wait... why would a 3 year old know what humping is?

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clemsongirl13 0

That was the same thing that I was thinking.

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Fmliscrazy 0

my dogs name is simon but he doesn't hump ppl

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katierocks 0

first off get a dog and I real son then tell us what happens ok

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t_laplante3 5

That's when I would leave the line and come back later

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bethm300 5

Maybe be a little more careful about words around the children. I babysit a four and six year old that told me "dumb" was a bad word.

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TrafalgarLaw_fml 4

How the hell does a 3 year old know what 'humping' means?

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