Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By nipped - 16/09/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

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By humanchewtoy - 07/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Evanston

Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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By shanxi - 23/05/2012 18:47 - United States

Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML

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By No Nip - 25/04/2019 12:00

Today, I was making breakfast with my parrot on my shoulder. He was excited about the food, and in his rush to climb down to the counter, bit through my nipple. I had to get stitches. FML

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By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By princev - 18/06/2011 10:32 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

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alex_mu 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 20:14

you = fail dog = win YDI for picking on ur dog! good boy

sup_fag 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 20:17

creepy that you were naked and playing with your dog..

Comments

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 16 September 2009 22:40

oh god.... that sounds like it hurt a lot, loland btw- happy b-day to the person before me :)

toink 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 22:54

Best pet of the week, followed by the tapeworm, then the dead turtle, and Nemo is last. At least in my ranking...

arcades_fire 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 22:57

YDI for thinking dogs are as stupid as you are.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:12

Actually, guy's nipple are more sensitive than women's. (Maybe because otherwise the women would go crazy while breastfeeding, and guys don't have that problem. lol) So it sucks for him. lol

guitars595 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:19

YDI ********.

alwaysalady 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:36

You that nipples can grow back right? They are the only body part that can The more you know!

darkmis1 17

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:37

YDI for teasing your dog. That's a horrible thing to do!

Kevin_kna 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:46

stupid bitch you deserve it for being cruel to animals why don't you climb a hill shove a knife up your ass and jump off will buttfucking yourself with a machete

YDIBITCHES 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:43

Damn that's ******* hardcore

Serrenady 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:48

i just want to say for all those people putting this person down, i doubt any of you idiots havn't teased you dog. even a little. so shut up hipocrits

Sapphy 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:11

most of the time when you tease your dog they dont get so violent. at most they play bite or whatever. but what the hell? I hope she didn't know her dog had such a bad temper. becuase if she did... then she's an idiot. so either the dog has a bad temper... or dominace over the dog is poor. usually if you establish dominace the dog should respect you.