Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By nipped - 16/09/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

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By humanchewtoy - 07/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Evanston

Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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By shanxi - 23/05/2012 18:47 - United States

Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML

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By No Nip - 25/04/2019 12:00

Today, I was making breakfast with my parrot on my shoulder. He was excited about the food, and in his rush to climb down to the counter, bit through my nipple. I had to get stitches. FML

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By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By princev - 18/06/2011 10:32 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

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alex_mu 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 20:14

you = fail dog = win YDI for picking on ur dog! good boy

sup_fag 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 20:17

creepy that you were naked and playing with your dog..

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fatesucks 0

Friday 18 September 2009 2:57

dog=epic win you=dont **** with dogz they'll bit cha in the ass later

kaitt11108 0

Friday 18 September 2009 3:23

gosh, you guys are SOOOOOOO dumbb:) this is sooo an fml:DD hahaa. he wasnt actually hitting the dog you tards!! the dog was prolly putting up its paws and he was like hi-5ing them!! i do it with mine all the time!! hahahaaa and the dog got excited and bit him. people are soooo stupidd:pp

whomajigi 0

Friday 18 September 2009 18:16

I've taken to just clicking YDI before reading posts that include "I thought it would be a good idea" or "cute guy/girl" in it. And believe it or not, 99.999% of the time they deserve it. My system continues to work here.

ladiesman14 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 0:05

Aussies love DINGO'S. DINGOS love eating KIDS and ripping NIPPLES off ! The average dog has attacked or bit 3 people but that does not include the times a DOG has bitten a family member or owner. Those bites or attacks are never reported to animal control :] We have an under reporting of vicious animal attacks ! You gotta love animals for being animals !

shopaholic12 0

Monday 21 September 2009 0:51

You totally deserve that you stupid asshole! I cant ******* stand people who are cruel to animals! Your lucky thats all that dog did to you!!!!!!!!!!

scateice 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 3:10

Proves dogs can be bitches sometimes

xBrightKnee 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:17

Matttteeeeee. That was pretty stupid of ya. & mann. you guys needa all calm down. it's good to be chill ;)

ShatteredColors 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 23:35

this made me wince, cuz dammnnn it would hurt. but dude!! tease a dog, and you'll face the consequences. and for that, YDI

usuckkkkk 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:31

**** you for saying whilst

camlovesmcr 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 7:21

That is what you deserve for being that way to your dog or any animal for that matter. I'm not one to normally say that when I usually feel sympathetic for people. For the person who is talking about animals being cruel to people, it's not as much an animals fault as it usually is the person. Animals are smart, but they're not that smart, and don't know better. It's sooooo upsetting when people can feel so bad for people but not think twice for animals.