Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By nipped - 16/09/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

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By humanchewtoy - 07/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Evanston

Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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By shanxi - 23/05/2012 18:47 - United States

Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML

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By No Nip - 25/04/2019 12:00

Today, I was making breakfast with my parrot on my shoulder. He was excited about the food, and in his rush to climb down to the counter, bit through my nipple. I had to get stitches. FML

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By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By princev - 18/06/2011 10:32 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

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alex_mu 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 20:14

you = fail dog = win YDI for picking on ur dog! good boy

sup_fag 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 20:17

creepy that you were naked and playing with your dog..

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vev_fml 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:12

You annoyed the crap out of your dog, it bit you. Be glad it wasn't your other parts. Dog/pet isn't a toy, it's a living creature!

star_boy 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:23

You deserve it completely. Hitting your dog isn't "fun", asshole. You own that animal you're supposed to take care of it, not abuse it. I hope you told the doctor who stitched you back up why your dog bit you and he reported you to animal welfare.

YDIBITCHES 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:38

Elite n00b OP = fail retard not "not win" dumbass

MrsDepp 12

Thursday 17 September 2009 1:09

Well YDI, you shouldn't treat your dog that way. That's just wrong. But that would've sucked. I hope your a guy lol...

mangotreats 2

Thursday 17 September 2009 1:15

i'm tired of the "thought it would be fun" posts. they never make any sense. jackasses

laptop_boone 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 1:27

YDI, You animal abusing asshole. You deserved to have your nipple bitten off! I mean really, what did you THINK would happen when you're "standing above her hitting each of her paws repeatedly"?! AND WHY WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT FUN?! Fucktard.

Besker 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:09

The OP never said hard, I tease my cat all the time when she's lying on her back by lightly "boxing" with her by doing the same thing as the OP and I've never hurt my cat doing this. so before you next accuse someone of a horrible crime, think it through

AlexZB 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 1:37

YDI for saying "whilst"

greent_fml 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 1:47

YDI for having detachable nipples.

sinergy 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:14

Ouch. BTW, teasing a dog isn't 'cruel' ...

xxXChiiXxx 2

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:15

I don't think any of you own dogs. You're just so quick to scream, "OMGGZ! ANIMAL ABUSEEE!!!one!11". Because if you did, you'd know that the OP was just PLAYING with his dog. No one deserves this just for playing with their pet. >__>