Embarrassing, Dogs, Babysitter and Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By ScoozieBooze - 20/12/2012 18:17 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML

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By 1D-107 - 31/07/2012 17:43 - United States - Logan

Today, I was babysitting three kids, one of whom was particularly difficult to control. While trying to get him to behave, the two girls came up behind me and pulled my pants down. In front of a huge window open to the street below. FML

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By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada

Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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You deserved it 2 600

By Mackdaddy - 07/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By Maude - 20/11/2020 05:03 - Canada - Beauharnois

Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML

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You deserved it 251

spankyness 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:26

Dog has been trained well

Lou_Briccant 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:27

You're a girl, right?

Comments

Prah252 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 5:32

BABY! THAT THONG THONG THONG THONG THONG!

crs255 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 5:40

Was the dad Sisqo?

xBROKEN_SMILE 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 6:00

Oh that sucks, :| and i thought it sucked that when i was going to babysit the dad picked me up to drop me off at the house and the song love games came on. cause that was weird :| but yours is weirder, and awkward. P.S to all the people asking if she got paid extra, or if the dad got a boner, or anything. Its not funny? Thats sick. Your disgusting to say that a dad with children would do that because he seen a teenager in her thong. I dont know if its because your dads would do something so gross, but your life must be fcked up, to say something like that.

dannnngthatsux 19

Thursday 2 April 2015 23:39

You don't know most guys very well it seems. Any thing related to sex, anything...is fair game. Why do you think sheep are nervous in Wales? And it may be sick, but the idea is funny as hell.

pinkdaisy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 6:46

#155 thats only true if you are already more susceptible to those things...not just in general from wearing thongs...

asforoneday 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 8:09

the funniness of this FML relies on the following information... female or male?

yzarci57 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 10:06

To 165, I'm sure many men who are married get boners when seeing hot women. Get over it. lol. Anyway, OP, you sort of set yourself up for it to happen by wearing extra big sweatpants.

Karnezar 2

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:52

@ everyone When your babysitter is wearing a thong, that probably means she is/was planning on inviting her boyfriend over. Not saying that the OP would, but it does send a rather negative message to parents.

Blank_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:16

@ 169 the girl has a right to wear whatever underwear she feels like, it's her life and not the parent's business. hahah the dog's a pimp and he made you his bitch

BOLLOX 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:32

Today I got babysat by a hot babysitter in a thong. I'm 19. FML (****** Much Lol)

Reckoner_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:04

# 148 you are a f*cking weirdo..... i made an account just to tell you how gross you are. to the "OP" do what you want to do, dont let these people tell you what you can and cant wear....