Drugs and Kids: Bad influence

Bad influence

By BigSister - 13/09/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML

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You deserved it 3 400

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By catdog552 - 28/02/2013 11:02 - United States

Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML

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You deserved it 2 601

Royal highness

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, unlike what you may have joked about with your friends, I actually did meet people who told me to "take a hit or we'll beat the shit out of you." I got picked up by my mom 20 minutes later like planned. When my mom noticed I was high, she grounded me for the "rest of high school." FML

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You deserved it 401

By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 417

You deserved it 2 464

By alrightsheryl - 28/03/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML

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You deserved it 4 899

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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You deserved it 9 725

High times

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 00:00

Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML

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You deserved it 111

By Mellamononeyobiz - 13/01/2016 02:10 - United States - Hooper

Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML

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You deserved it 1 629

Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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You deserved it 707

Check yourself

By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 23:54 - United States

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

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You deserved it 3 870

By kp. - 03/09/2015 16:30 - United States

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

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You deserved it 3 922

Addddam 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:52

Grounded? **** that. Man up, tell your parents they're being unreasonable, and go do what you like.

coldplaylive2003 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:13

tell them it's their fault for not teaching you not to do drugs...

Comments

che_williams 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 13:30

there are people that major in college sustance abuse and drug counciling and they tend to be the people that go to schools. what school would have a guest speaker being a kid? i mean at the very most you must be 18.

nobridgejustwate 0

Friday 9 April 2010 5:22

It's funny because your grammar sucks ^_^

audreyfotc 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 10:02

it's south park you two idiots ^

Drittjr 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 0:18

Wow. Parents= assume too much?

bibobobonnor 8

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:55

I fail to see how your parents see you as a bad influence

ImsoMikhail 0

Friday 9 July 2010 4:41

learn2explain that to your parents and tell them that it's obviosly not your fault so it can only he there's and that there Fuckheads for even grounding you for something you had nohing to do with. I hate some parents and there unreasonable punishments.

kandina 0

Monday 3 January 2011 2:54

Hahah. Weed isn't a drug, and it doesn't have tar in it. It effects your memory and your respiratory system if you're getting high 24/7...But a little pot's nothing compared to other shit like heroin and coke...But yeah, FYL.

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 10:42

WTF??? Your parents are bitches!!!

Konner_KBLively_ 3

Wednesday 23 March 2011 3:34

And this is why parents have their throats slit by their kids in the middle of the night

Thrasher91 0

Friday 1 July 2011 20:14

WOW!!! I've seen some unfair FML's here but this ******* takes the cake!!! I'd be so ******* pissed!!! I'm even getting pissed just reading this!

varkey 7

Tuesday 20 September 2011 1:44

This is so terrible. After you graduate college, never talk to your parents [or sister, unless she takes your side] again. How could they even do this? FYL