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Bad luck

By login_eddy - 17/09/2010 18:37 - France

Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 17:09 - United States

Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML

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By IHateMyJob - 14/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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Less haste, more speed

By D J's MOM - 18/09/2023 20:00

Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML

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By Bonk - 04/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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Friday 17 September 2010 23:51

Am I the only one who finds this cool?

Dapsen 0

Friday 17 September 2010 23:50

awesome :D

Comments

WiseGuy79 14

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:00

Nice job! Clearly you have the body coordination of a diced onion haha

gibby1235 6

Saturday 18 September 2010 6:21

FFML_314 11

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:01

Well Eddy, embrace your horns! The chicks dig it.

QwertyMcNugget 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:02

ANTICHRIST!!!!!!!

machiko_fml 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:03

If you still have them by Halloween looks like you won't have to buy fake horns!

saragr94 2

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:10

ahahah :D i wish i saw that!

pardonski 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:11

don't trust ladders.... 0.o

risarous 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:12

ohmigosh lmfao

h2opoloplaya 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:20

at least your a devil worshiper right!? right!?

530boy 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:25

It's ok I have horns on my forehead, permanently.

bobateme 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 15:44

for super serial?? lolfag.

illmatic2 16

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:32

Ydi for "banging" a ladder.

urmom328 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 5:59

lolololollolloooolololololololol

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