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Bad luck

By login_eddy - 17/09/2010 18:37 - France

Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 17:09 - United States

Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML

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By IHateMyJob - 14/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

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Things hate me

By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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Less haste, more speed

By D J's MOM - 18/09/2023 20:00

Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML

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By Bonk - 04/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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bobulant 0

Friday 17 September 2010 23:51

Am I the only one who finds this cool?

Dapsen 0

Friday 17 September 2010 23:50

awesome :D

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RoseRivers 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:33

you should have fun with it and walk in a church, haha

drawing_a_blank 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:36

I guess you know your Halloween costume for this year.

rawrcookiemonste 5

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:37

ahaha fyl!

WickedWendigoX 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:40

haha! your the new hellboy or something. xD

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 18 September 2010 3:16

Damn, you beat me to it. Hellboy was the first thing I thought of too.

OnlyAvailableID 28

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:42

Wait. Does that mean you're horny?

WearingHats 14

Saturday 18 September 2010 2:12

That's not funny, don't try so hard next time.

beastdude 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:44

wow very smooth

addicted2cod6 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:48

how is this an fml? I've always wanted horns

conor19 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:51

the thing is he's probably over exaggerating and the bump are tiny and barely visible

OwNowBrownCow 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 1:07

I don't want to hear from you, son of satan.

underguarded 20

Saturday 18 September 2010 1:11

I guess you shouldn't go under a ladder lol

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