Bad start

By Anonymous - 04/08/2014 23:04 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I found out the hard way that no good girlfriend-boyfriend conversation ever started with, "Suppose I slept with your best friend…" FML
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bumblebee_bree 10

Am I the only one wondering if it was the OP who started the conversation with that?

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DontClickOnMe 28

Oh, I just realized it doesn't say which gender OP is, so I'm sorry for jumping to that conclusion on my earlier comment. (For some reason I couldn't reply to my comment). But I still hope you're not with him or her, OP.

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doctorhook86 24

#12: I just replied to your other one. Have an upvote for your contrition, bud! :)

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QQMorePlox 18

Time to find a new best friend and a new partner yay!

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JBChristian 47

Let's say not a new partner if OP's the one that said it, unless of course the new partner is a cheater too, I'll be at the finish line cheering them on.

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Corvo_Attano_4 12

That's your cue to leave them

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sharkgirl4 23

Well, it's better than "Suppose I have herpes..."

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Queen_of_Night 20

I love that most of you has assumed OP is female. My ex best friend cheated on a lot of her boyfriend's with their best friends. She even tried to sleep with my now ex boyfriend. BTW she married one of the guys who she had destroyed his relationship with his best friend of 10 years AFTER he found out. 2 years after they got married she cheated on him again. The only one who was surprised was him. Lesson for the day: Girls can be just a skeezy as the skeeziest guy.

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Brandi_Faith 33

No one is saying that girls don't cheat on guys. Although I would say that over the past 200 years men cheat more than women, although since women's rights more and more females cheat than they used to. So I don't think it's wrong that they assumed OP was a girl.

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Queen_of_Night 20

Men are not always the bad guy, but that's where our society is. People need to be more careful about making assumptions.

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ahippienamedrae 10

But, did you say it back? you know, just to screw with him.

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