Bad start

By fuck but no fuck - 02/08/2013 19:44 - South Africa - Pretoria

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Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML
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littlexlune 16

Better luck next time!

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Wolstenholme 11

Next time just let him put it on. Damn girls and their long nails.

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havok87 11

Why couldn't he just put it on himself after the first nick?

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CreepInTheCorner 11

Your nails must be pretty long then, OP... Better luck next time though! If he gives you another chance at it, that is.

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tj4234 35

This is more like a FHL if you ask me. Also you should watch, because your nicking could put a hole in the condom if you aren't careful.

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Turrence 9

I haven't gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since Nam

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Cazz91 21

Next time try without long nails first until you get more accustomed to your practice perhaps? O.o

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grashopper8 7

Trim your nails and try again. The first time is never that great :) it'll be more fun every time

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Axel5238 29

How sharp are the OP's nails that she was able to nick him? Trim and file those razors down.

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doitlikeabrotha 10

Should of put it on himself the lazy b*stard

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