Intimacy: Bad timing - FML

Bad timing

By KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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You deserved it 10 013

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 960

You deserved it 14 588

By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 430

You deserved it 1 416

By robm - 26/07/2010 20:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML

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You deserved it 4 672

The language of love

By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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Romance ain't dead

By awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 990

You deserved it 4 892

By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 587

You deserved it 7 162

By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 011

You deserved it 5 346

Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 769

You deserved it 4 441

By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 153

You deserved it 5 978

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML

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You deserved it 6 316

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herrobear 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:51

I always say I love you when having sex with my girlfriend. Why would I be having sex if I didn't love her? Forever happy. (:

eyeIoveyou 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:43

the blood from his erection rushed up to his heart and made it pump faster because of the loving feeling he was getting :']

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ppl2ppl 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:44

Wow tool bag. :P

ppl2ppl 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:47

Omg thank you for saying that it's a shame what our generation and the ones below us have come to, isn't it? Ppl are having sex at the age of 13 and younger ew gross at that age you don't even know what sex is Jesus :P

ppl2ppl 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:49

Last post was towards #43 btw, sorry people haha

KenP 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:59

Lol

dayday14_fml 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 8:05

You deserve it .. Who tells someone they love them while having sex? :c fail for you

mrsayuso 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 8:08

Op, I am sorry but I do not feel nearly as sorry for you as I feel for 96. Try not to take it to heart honey. He probably got nervous. Ask him about it. If he doesn't feel the same way about you right now, it doesn't mean he won't later. Make sure you really feel that way too. Evaluate both of your emotions and decide from there If the relationship is worth proceeding forward or not.

babyshaft408 8

Saturday 31 December 2011 8:09

Damn I love when women say thT when I'm pounden the walls. For 3 mins!

SamLiveFree_77 9

Saturday 31 December 2011 8:15

Should Have Waited After the Sex, you can't think straight during Intercourse. Tell him again and hear his reply.(:

StoryOfTheYear 14

Saturday 31 December 2011 8:52

I prefer those vacuum bags. Otherwise I have to actually tie the plastic ones shut. *evil sadistic laugh*

Takainthemachine 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 9:05

That may not be a bad thing...he may just be overcome?? Ya know? by love?? Sorry mate just trying to make you feel better!! Fyl

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