Intimacy: Bad timing

Bad timing

By KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By robm - 26/07/2010 20:15 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML

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The language of love

By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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Romance ain't dead

By awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML

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herrobear 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:51

I always say I love you when having sex with my girlfriend. Why would I be having sex if I didn't love her? Forever happy. (:

eyeIoveyou 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:43

the blood from his erection rushed up to his heart and made it pump faster because of the loving feeling he was getting :']

Comments

LilToonchiii 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 13:41

boner killer.

ckstrip 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 13:43

Wow is he gay?

robc32ca 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 14:28

Excellent form of birth control

alsgirl 24

Saturday 31 December 2011 14:31

And that is why you don't say things like that during sex. I learnt that the hard way

kristienna 3

Saturday 31 December 2011 14:36

Aww, the same thing happened to me, I feel your pain :( Funny thing is he says it all the time but doesn't think sex should be 'sappy' I guess ...

Lord_Nord 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 14:37

If this was the first time saying it, YDI.

guy3256 1

Saturday 31 December 2011 14:44

That's not gross...

creedaddict 9

Saturday 31 December 2011 15:01

Well I guess he doesn't feel the same

calithebandgeek 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 15:24

Did you say it like Patrick? Coz that would make sense.

reldnahceus 8

Saturday 31 December 2011 15:27

Omg!! So sorry.. :(

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