Intimacy: Balls!

Balls!

By BigmouthStrikesAgain - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

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By nj - 10/02/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2009 12:36 - France

Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML

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By Tennisplayer - 10/02/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

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You deserved it 44 187

By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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You deserved it 56 178

Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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You deserved it 2 138

By JRock - 22/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML

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You deserved it 4 867

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:35 - United Kingdom

Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttlecock that hit me in the eye. FML

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You deserved it 21 457

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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You deserved it 38 618

By nothing - 18/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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thesiwel 0

Friday 19 August 2011 8:46

Lol balls....

latinking13 8

Friday 19 August 2011 8:49

Lol it's not as bad as saying "do you want me to grab your ball sack"

Comments

jenni1234 0

Friday 19 August 2011 21:20

Haha

savfd645 7

Friday 19 August 2011 21:54

OP... You need to watch how you say things...lol That got your coach going I bet.

jasminecooper 0

Friday 19 August 2011 22:28

He's An idiot for having a dirty mind!

Seeker304 12

Friday 19 August 2011 22:29

Think first.

dacubs 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 0:17

Well... at least he didn't reply to you that your help was too hairy of a proposition

darcieslegit12 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 0:42

maybe he wanted you to

VenuzzRenee 4

Saturday 20 August 2011 1:09

Someones mind is in the gutter.

halleyroosan 8

Saturday 20 August 2011 1:13

Tennis is full of innuendos. I used to have anger problems on the court and my coach took me aside one day to say, "You just need to put all of your energy into your balls!" Wonderful.