Intimacy: Balls!

Balls!

By BigmouthStrikesAgain - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

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You deserved it 8 433

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By nj - 10/02/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 148

You deserved it 3 037

By Anonymous - 25/01/2009 12:36 - France

Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML

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You deserved it 37 183

By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 389

You deserved it 2 784

By Tennisplayer - 10/02/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 188

You deserved it 44 187

By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 577

You deserved it 56 179

Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 337

You deserved it 2 138

By JRock - 22/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 910

You deserved it 4 867

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:35 - United Kingdom

Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttlecock that hit me in the eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 727

You deserved it 21 457

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 789

You deserved it 38 618

By nothing - 18/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 682

You deserved it 56 763

thesiwel 0

Friday 19 August 2011 8:46

Lol balls....

latinking13 8

Friday 19 August 2011 8:49

Lol it's not as bad as saying "do you want me to grab your ball sack"

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regsworld11 2

Friday 19 August 2011 8:55

I love how everyone thinks dirty now a days ;)

Derek191919 0

Friday 19 August 2011 9:08

I dont get how it's dirty will you please explain?

regsworld11 2

Friday 19 August 2011 9:25

OP asked the tennis coach if he needed help picking up his ball bag. The coach thought "dirty" and thought of his BALL SACK.

towboater198425 6

Friday 19 August 2011 11:05

It sounded like she asked to grab his nutsack dumbass!

regsworld11 2

Friday 19 August 2011 11:30

23 is certainly a dumbass...

atacker49 0

Friday 19 August 2011 18:16

Is there any other way to think

thelastavailable 13

Friday 19 August 2011 20:24

I think 23 was being sarcastic actually..

wishfulmidget 0

Friday 19 August 2011 20:30

what a hoser

regsworld11 2

Saturday 20 August 2011 9:13

48 called him a dumbass first. Maybe he was being sarcastic... But yes he was polite(:

pickles1994 18

Saturday 20 August 2011 11:15

I agree with 92... Could have been sarcasm, but you can never tell on the Internet right?

poohforMVP 4

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:57

If Ur really askin that then u need to get a sense of humor like for real

zembof 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 13:11

Now days? Ur what 16 figure out how old u are dumb bitch

SilentTreatment 7

Friday 19 August 2011 8:58

Well did you give a helping hand and grab his ball bag??? 8)

boatsnhoes9769 0

Friday 19 August 2011 9:01

Isn't tennis gay enough...smh

Airick_TheGreat 2

Friday 19 August 2011 9:03

Now that's kinky!!

ReynieRockets 1

Friday 19 August 2011 9:08

so much ball talk

x_messyjessy_x 0

Friday 19 August 2011 15:42

Well they were playing tennis :)

candylishious765 0

Friday 19 August 2011 9:08

Lol at least you didn't say ball sack

wordnerd42 0

Friday 19 August 2011 9:11

So because tennis balls suggested ******** balls, his eyeballs grew to the size of baseballs? ...balls, girl! Balls to you!

towboater198425 6

Friday 19 August 2011 11:09

Bollicks if ur from across the pond

mari96 0

Friday 19 August 2011 19:13

Hahaha! Well he was either really excited or really disturbed if his eyes almost popped out of theur sockets.

Doribella98 14

Friday 19 August 2011 9:14

Today, when I was done teaching tennis, a girl asked me if she wanted me to allow her to grab my ball bag. What's with people these days? FML

iampetard 0

Friday 19 August 2011 9:15

Gee! Was he thar excited

thatnucca 36

Friday 19 August 2011 9:16

How hairy were they? Lol

OCDC 9

Friday 19 August 2011 15:24

Well they're green and a bit fuzzy...

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You deserved it 16 457

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You deserved it 47 603

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You deserved it 9 797

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Balls!

Same thing different taste

Game, set, and match

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