Bananarama

By wtfisthisworldcomingto - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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FreebirdIII 1

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

Comments

lol its becoming a trend to mug with banana's , the muggers got class

I guess it's time for you to learn how to "defend yourself against an attacker armed with a banana!" (Monty Python's Flying Circus, John Cleese)

Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Is.. Is that a banana? No! It's a gun! Then why is it yellow? It's a yellow gun, ok? You just took a bite of it! Oh.. Uh.. *runs away with wallet*

"First, take the banana! Then you eat the banana; thus disarming him!"