Money and Miscellaneous: Bananarama

Bananarama

By wtfisthisworldcomingto - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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xxwafflez 0

Monday 25 April 2011 15:50

did he stab you with the banana?

FreebirdIII 1

Monday 25 April 2011 15:51

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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Equin0x 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:48

Congratulations you just got mugged by a monkey.

Schnouzi_fml 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:32

THE BANANA FIEND!

Schnouzi_fml 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:34

to explain the above comment: youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w

chachachandler 5

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:14

Step one: Take the banana. Step two: Eat the banana. You have successfully disarmed the banana fiend!

otebear 3

Monday 4 February 2013 22:27

No! Take the banana Eat the banana, thus disarming the attacker Then, shoot your attacker with a 45 gauge magnum revolver

oliveindamiddle 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:50

sinnnnng us a son, you're the banana man

ackboy24 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 15:43

I wonder what you would have done if he add a knife

Taylaine 0

Friday 29 April 2011 3:35

Did he hold you at fruit point

mrwavedrager96 0

Friday 29 April 2011 4:07

you got mugged by a gorilla.. fail.

extasee 0

Friday 29 April 2011 4:42

you should've enrolled in John Cleese's self-defense class: how to defend yourself from a man armed with fresh fruits. LOL

dalexmcquin 0

Friday 29 April 2011 10:29

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