Money and Miscellaneous: Bananarama - FML

Bananarama

By wtfisthisworldcomingto - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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xxwafflez 0

Monday 25 April 2011 15:50

did he stab you with the banana?

FreebirdIII 1

Monday 25 April 2011 15:51

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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noobienick 19

Thursday 5 December 2013 3:57

So, you got mugged by a monkey?

Ilikepie82479 20

Tuesday 8 July 2014 9:47

You should've told him that he was getting mugged

Mackdad4217965 0

Saturday 28 February 2015 9:11

This FML is bananas

sw33tt 14

Saturday 18 July 2015 23:18

Self defense against fruit

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