Intimacy: Bassface - FML

Bassface

By ohnoooooo - 03/10/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I watched my boyfriend's band play a gig. I also found out he pulls the same faces playing the bass as he does when we have sex. FML

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By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

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By DepressedCellist - 27/09/2018 12:00

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By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

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Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 18:00

Spicy

Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML

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By Embarassed - 30/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had to explain to my father why most of the bar was giving him dirty looks at a concert. His air guitar motions made it look like he was jacking off under the table. FML

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By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By thunder thighs - 11/02/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2017 01:30

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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greenltrn2003 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 1:55

at least we kno theres 2things that give him an orgasam (possibly) next time he walks in the room you should be naked, slappin da bass...see what face he makes then

geppy 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 1:43

Why is this a FML? It just means he *really* enjoys playing the bass guitar. Or that you fail at sex, in which case YDI.

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SOILEDIT 51

Thursday 16 June 2016 20:12

Perhaps he is just concentrating.

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