Transportation: Beep beep beep

Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

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By arghh - 29/09/2009 09:43 - Australia

Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping my bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 14:57 - Italy - Padova

Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 13:31 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML

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By Lavalise - 05/11/2011 07:11 - France

Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!" while the doors closed behind me. In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, and its actual owner was still on the train. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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lifebarelyeffed 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:50

damn what a dick!

mangotreats 2

Monday 29 June 2009 21:51

your dad is an asshole #13

Comments

Mandy_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:23

That sucks. Once my dad was on a crowded train, and when the door beeped he shoved this really fat woman off the train and back onto the platform. Everyone cheered in the carriage.

mangotreats 2

Monday 29 June 2009 21:51

your dad is an asshole #13

MukyDaCookie 0

Monday 29 June 2009 22:46

thats hilarious. I would have laughed my ass off. Good job to your dad

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:30

Hah. That's suck for you.

SanctusMilitus 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:31

Hopefully someone on the train saw him do it and kicked his ass.

LordOfTheHobos 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:38

I agree with #17

withthepizzagirl 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:45

Oh that sucks. Try waking up like ten minutes earlier. And you do deserve it a little, like someone up there said there's a reason the beeps are there. The guy was an ass though.

Nomad609 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:34

No one deserves that. Dont be so stupid, what if shes on a rush or an emergency came up and she deserved being pushed and lose her handbag? It doesnt hurt to use your brain, idiot.