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Belter

By karaokestar - 23/04/2009 04:42 - Canada

Today, I sang my signature tune at a karaoke bar - What A Wonderful World - and I thought I sounded my best yet. After my performance, I went outside to get some air. Then, I got assaulted in the parking lot and ended up going to the hospital. What a wonderful world indeed. FML

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You deserved it 5 557

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 639

You deserved it 44 422

It's all so quiet…

By Louis - 13/11/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I finally felt brave enough to sing karaoke in public. I was halfway through the song when the restaurant’s power went out, leaving me singing my heart out in the dark. FML

I agree, your life sucks 350

You deserved it 99

Karaoke night

By helluvasinger - 12/11/2009 11:00 - South Africa

Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 204

You deserved it 5 489

Turn around, Bright Eyes

By Alma - 01/10/2024 20:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML

I agree, your life sucks 323

You deserved it 185

By fuck's sake - 16/04/2016 10:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a karaoke bar for the first time. I'd never sung in front of others, but I gave it a try. I was accused of being way too drunk and was asked to leave. I didn't get kicked out in the end, but I was told that my singing voice sounds like a dying goat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 075

You deserved it 2 088

By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 244

You deserved it 2 311

By Cossack_Man - 25/08/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, for karaoke, I sang American Woman by Lenny Kravitz. The entire audience cracked up laughing and at least three people pulled out their cell phones to record my performance. At the end, the DJ said, "Looks like someone had too much tonight." I was completely sober. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 867

You deserved it 11 719

Do not attempt this at home

By Fillie - 21/02/2024 12:00

Today, I took part in a karaoke night, and confidently chose "Man in The Mirror" by Michael Jackson, but forgot that the song has a key change. My attempt to hit the high note sounded like a cat being stepped on. I didn't survive the embarrassment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 177

You deserved it 440

Belter

By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 22:29 - Canada

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 009

You deserved it 49 566

By Sarri - 18/02/2014 02:13 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 414

You deserved it 5 412

Jimboom 11

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:13

Wow. The Karaoke critics by you are a lot harsher than any karaoke bar I have ever been to. Usually they just heckle you if your bad.

The_Real_Peter 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 1:21

Umm miss? I do not understand one word you just typed.

Comments

balanceMMX 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:23

that's why you pack heat when you go to the bar... except don't shoot yourself like Plaxico Burress

applesaucers 0

Friday 24 April 2009 22:37

I'm sorry, but LOL! How ironic. FYL, indeed. Hope you're doing well.

Nothing77713 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 8:05

#45 Regardless of your intent, you're rather unintelligent. "En masse" translated literally means "in mass," not "together." Laissez-faire is not the appropriate term to use for a lax police force. In French it means "let do" and is only used in English in reference to economics.

kirbyviper93 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 6:15

Hella irony there. I like that song...

glynnd 0

Monday 27 April 2009 6:20

Hahaha, its funny because it isn't a wonderful world. ahhhhhhh! lol

24788 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:51

DAMN! That would suck!

24788 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:51

Damn! That would suck!

Guitarist45 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:40

karaoke bar?! fail........

popoman 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:02

Stop being so full of yourself. You probably sucked...hard.

Anteezy 7

Tuesday 26 January 2010 19:24

When you came on stage there were probably some guys in the audience thinking: "Oh no, not this douchebag again, with the same song every ******* time. Let's kick his ass after he's done".