Drunk, Thief and Money: Best night out ever

Best night out ever

By Dopeydancer - 08/09/2009 13:12 - United Kingdom

Today, after a few drinks with some mates at a bar, we were invited to the dancefloor with some girls. After some dancing and flirting, I felt a cheeky squeeze on my backside, and so I quickly returned the favour without looking back. A few minutes later at the bar, I realised my wallet was gone. FML

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By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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By ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - 24/05/2014 00:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

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By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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Anonanimal 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:06

i bet it was a man you squeezed too

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:08

YDI for carrying your wallet in your back pocket...

Comments

MyzticHydra 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:27

you got played like a fool

Dogman332 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:29

Some one pulled this on my mum once, but it wasnt this situation, it was more like my father did itD: So exited for 9 to come out, who else is.

deathmajestic 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:21

i am it looks pretty cool

playfuldesk 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:30

British people suck

eliz3 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 22:13

Well done for insulting a whole nation of people in one go... you're definitely supporting the "Americans are stupid" (assuming you're American, as most people on this are) argument. And no, I don't have bad teeth. (where did that even come from?!)

Dogman332 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:42

You know what, we dont suck at all. Your the one that sucks because you think your cool for thinking that saying british sucks is cool. And no, we DONT have bad teeth, that is a stereotype. Have you "patriots" heard of that world? ------------------------------------------------ Youtube.com/Dogman339

daymann 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 6:48

he's just messing with u guys learn how to take a joke and make fun of yourself

supermathnerd22 1

Wednesday 29 December 2010 11:08

not all Americans are stupid:) For starters, I love Europe. Everything is so close and public transit really allows you to get around swiftly. Add low drinking ages and family and it's a great place. The clubs are also fantastic, especially in Germany. Unfortunately, the Muslims and Turkish and Morrocans can be quite disrespectful and rude. (especially when the Muslims danced on the streets after 9/11) Skiing in the Swiss an Austrian alps is definitely a one of a kind experience, and though British accents and traffic laws can get annoying, it's a cool place to visit. (yeah, I'm American) :)

blazingdaily 3

Wednesday 14 December 2011 20:54

Okay dogman332 - I must correct you. It's spelt 'You're' in that context. But yes, back to the point at hand This guy is a fucktard and probably plays on 'call of duty' for most of the day and when he isn't his pathetic mind is contemplating ways on how to either... A. Sleep with his MUM using a different position. Or B. Go on a killing spree at his local school. See, anyone can be stereotypical. Fuckhead.

Wololo 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:41

that's why I always carry my wallet in my front pocket and it's a good idea to be careful of whose asses you squeeze.

fyourlife88 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 21:03

SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PARTY NAKED

blazingdaily 3

Wednesday 14 December 2011 20:56

Yes, because everyone keeps their wallet between their arse cheeks. Moron -.-

cdunning 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 21:15

You were stupid enough to have your wallet in your back pocket, YDI

I_am_stupid_also 6

Tuesday 8 September 2009 22:25

Coz then you get a cheeky dick squeeze when they pinch your wallet.

hairytoenails 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 21:17

ydi for being a peacock

DelaineyFitz 3

Tuesday 9 October 2012 5:16

What does ydi mean?

padlarf 14

Tuesday 8 September 2009 21:19

YDI for putting your wallet in your back pocket

TimmyM 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 21:24

haha you dick, surrey has some of the lowest crime rates around, and you managed to get picked on. You must flash your cash like an idiot to get robbed in such a low crime rate area!