Love and Kids: Betrayal - FML

Betrayal

By sisterly love - 14/08/2013 21:13 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

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By beablue18 - 04/07/2011 00:27 - Germany

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

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Stiched up

By familyofpsychos - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Elkhorn

Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML

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By Tinkerer - 21/08/2011 06:25 - United States

Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML

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By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

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By ugh - 05/06/2010 23:49 - Canada

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 23:17 - United States

Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML

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Snoopy

By poorbeauty - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, my sister found and read my journal. My first entry talked about how I shaved my ass for the first time. FML

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By Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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Top comments

BeccaHugs 17

Thursday 15 August 2013 9:05

A smart little entrepreneur your sister is. If she ever starts a business, I would invest.

Ambient25 24

Thursday 15 August 2013 9:07

This is the part where you put Nair in her shampoo

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DenBriZel 31

Thursday 15 August 2013 9:32

I'd be introducing her face to a metal chair.. But that's just me! FYL OP that's seriously sucks. Buy them back??

edris_305 21

Thursday 15 August 2013 9:42

What would be the reason to buy them back they already know whats written on it

babyshanice 12

Thursday 15 August 2013 9:42

I think I second that! Face to a metal chair sounds good to me!

thatnucca 36

Thursday 15 August 2013 13:20

Why all this violence? Can we all just make up some juicy diary entries and sell them to creepy exes instead... Lol

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 15 August 2013 9:58

That's one way to make money... Looks like you'll have to hide your diary for now on or make it less personal...

Powerfull_fml 8

Thursday 15 August 2013 10:17

What did you write in it that they would actually pay her to know? And you mention boyfriendS, as in plural, meaning more then one person? In any case though, your sister has a future in sales...

corocoro 30

Thursday 15 August 2013 10:39

Future MBA spoted.

tannara 12

Thursday 15 August 2013 10:52

Why didn't I think of that...

Bagman2014 8

Thursday 15 August 2013 11:10

What a little bitch.

thomcmoore 23

Thursday 15 August 2013 12:05

Demand royalties.

BlancSlate 10

Thursday 15 August 2013 12:10

I am more interested in why your little sister is in contact with your ex's? Emphasis on the plural...

BlancSlate 10

Friday 16 August 2013 6:38

plural as in: more than one. Relating to: former boyfriendS...

iluvpeanutbutter 22

Thursday 15 August 2013 12:24

That kid is a genius! Way to boost that savings account, kiddo!

TheModernPatriot 14

Thursday 15 August 2013 13:47

And that's why diaries are a bad idea

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Today, I was finally able to get around to a totally free day when I could do some much needed DIY around the house. Before I even started, I cut my hand on a Stanley knife almost to the bone, and had to get 8 stitches. My wife thinks I did it on purpose to get out of doing the repairs. FML

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Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML

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Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML

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Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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