Miscellaneous: Betrayal

Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By WhatALoserAmI - 27/06/2016 16:08 - India - Bhopal

Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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You deserved it 5 975

By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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You deserved it 4 834

By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By hurt - 14/03/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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You deserved it 1 508

By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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meeeep 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:13

at least it was your ex girlfriend ?

sarakthx 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:15

whoa. harsh.

Comments

fyourlife33 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:18

you didn't happen to notice them in the seat behind you and they didn't notice you? and they were so into the makeout session they were kicking around not caring about hitting your seat? you only have one friend you could possibly ask to go to the movies? you couldnt wait a day to go with someone? and you're from canada so noone really cares anyways

pete275 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:22

what's the problem? he really was busy (he had a date), and it's not like she's cheating on you (she's your ex, isn't she?). or do you expect your buddy to take you along on all his dates?

KumoFF7 3

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:22

YDI for saying "Buddy"

Jake5454 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:34

serves you right for going to the cinema on your own. the only people who do that are fat and have no friends/girlfriend o wait lol

AlexZB 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:39

he's just ASKING to get caught

1234five 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:47

1. Why would u ever go alone to a movie 2. How did u not see them when walking to your seat...

birds_fml 7

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:48

SO WHAT?! He was busy that day, he had a date. So what if it's your ex, you don't own her! GEEZ what is with people? I wouldn't care if my friends dated my ex boyfriends... it's not like I'm with them anymore!

mehwhateverr 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:58

Well, if it was your ex-girlfriend that might sting, but you have no claim on her.

um_duh 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 22:41

How long ago did you guys break up? If it was recently then **** him. If it was months ago then **** you.

fenrisulfr 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:16

well, I would to three things if I were in that situation: -find a new "buddy" -find a new girlfirend -elaborate some cruel, heartless and property-damaging vengeance, just for laughs