Miscellaneous: Betrayal

Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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You deserved it 3 351

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 226

You deserved it 5 909

By WhatALoserAmI - 27/06/2016 16:08 - India - Bhopal

Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 722

You deserved it 874

By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 206

You deserved it 5 975

By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 428

You deserved it 4 834

By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 461

You deserved it 4 195

By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 884

You deserved it 5 060

By hurt - 14/03/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 574

You deserved it 2 897

I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

I agree, your life sucks 491

You deserved it 114

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By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 579

You deserved it 1 508

By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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You deserved it 5 388

meeeep 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:13

at least it was your ex girlfriend ?

sarakthx 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:15

whoa. harsh.

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nirvan5a 1

Friday 10 July 2009 0:09

nice friend.

Shyman4ever 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:01

Your "buddy" couldve just told you he was going on a date.

frucknog 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:28

YDI for having a buddy

smileygirl123 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:37

soo much of a buddy..... what a dush bag!!

21icefox 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:43

he was busy

cheerchick4life 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:58

Well atleast it was ur ex... But ur friend shouldve told u n made sure you were ok with it

Pink_ElePhant88 0

Friday 10 July 2009 3:21

Could be worse, it could have been your gf and he atleast said he was "busy" not some lame excuse

rell55555 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:23

kick his ass

shnibz101 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:21

How is this an fml key word "ex-girlfriend" how did this 1 get through!?!?!?!?

dinosaysrawr 0

Friday 10 July 2009 6:54

Who goes to the movies alone?

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Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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You deserved it 7 572

Today, myself and my pug entered a novelty dog competition at the local fair. We won first prize in the lookalike contest. FML

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You deserved it 253

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Today, I got a whistle key finder from my grandma for Christmas. This would have been nice if I could actually whistle. FML

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You deserved it 4 947

Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 479

You deserved it 4 586

Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML

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You deserved it 72 412

Today, after installing a clapper in our bedroom, my wife and I had some rough sex and the lights went on and off. That's how we found out about her seizures. FML

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You deserved it 544

Today, I walked into a bathroom to find a dad telling his kids not play with the pee in the urinals. FML

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You deserved it 378

Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML

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You deserved it 9 358

Betrayal

Same thing different taste

I'm not the main character in this scene

Close shave

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