Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Better late than never

Better late than never

By onehundredpercenteffed - 14/08/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

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You deserved it 21 020

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 01:58

Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML

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You deserved it 1 232

Third wheel

By wallflower - 10/09/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

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You deserved it 41 203

Karma police

By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 22:00

Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML

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You deserved it 346

By supapimpin - 25/09/2012 15:09 - United States

Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML

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You deserved it 3 837

By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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You deserved it 6 385

Poor performance

By Anonymous - 28/12/2022 03:00

Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML

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You deserved it 323

It's not a competition, but still…

By Shooter71 - 16/10/2010 04:09 - France

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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You deserved it 3 820

By Anonymous - 26/10/2018 05:00

Today, my wife is still not pregnant, but her sister is after the threesome we all had a few months ago. The threesome was my wife's idea, but I suspect I am still a dead man when it comes to whose fault it is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 666

You deserved it 5 218

By Nickname - 27/08/2018 06:00

Today, I came home to find my wife and my ex-wife naked in my bed. Apparently they've been in a relationship for five months. When I told my kids, they said that they were helping to keep the secret. FML

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You deserved it 277

By JustMarried - 07/05/2016 21:47 - Ukraine

Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML

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You deserved it 4 282

MaxOfMetal 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:30

OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!

drakerd 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:31

You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?

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dyingtolive77 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:28

who cares?! you got to have a threesome! your wife is awesome

youeffinhomoxx 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 7:45

quit complaining. my boyfriend cant make me ****** either. i would have a threesome JUST to ****** even if its not him who does it!

desert_dweller5 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 6:21

seek COUNSELING!!! If your wife wants to cheat on you with you in the room you both clearly have issues.

dvs01 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:17

Learning that you need to get better at satisfying your wife makes your life suck? That makes no sense. This is a great opportunity to make things better. Would you rather live in ignorance?

Mister_Kitty 0

Monday 31 August 2009 8:13

Her bad for not showing you where the clit is. Your bad for not being able to figure it out for five years.

DynamicDave 11

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:02

Dude. You got to have a threesome which is every normal man's fantasy. Why are you complaining?

GunslingerLovely 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 5:08

hahaha omg sorry i know i shouldn't laugh...Geeze man you need to pick up a sex book or something. But it does makes sense afterall they both have the same body parts and what works for one probably works for the other.... Hey you should probably ask the other girl for advise on how to please youe wife

kalujny 0

Friday 21 May 2010 14:39

You think he did not try?

LauraTheKiwi 0

Friday 5 February 2010 22:23

Idaho? Shedaho. >.<

xGet_Over_It 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:10

the OP is not whining that he just got a threesome dumbasses. so you can all shut the **** up about him "complaining" about the threesome. the OP's problem is that his wife has been faking and that a girl can give his wife an ******.