Better late than never

By onehundredpercenteffed - 14/08/2009 01:46 - United States

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Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
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MaxOfMetal 0

OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!

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drakerd 0

You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?

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amaneylandx3 0

Why would u agree to that?

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myfriendjill 0

One: My bf & I lost our virginities together, and stories like these make me ecstatic that he gave me an ****** every single time we've had sex, especially the first time. Two: I can't wait to have a threesome with my bf. :D And three: I can see an FML coming up soon saying, "Today, my wife left me for one of the girlfriends she brought in to have a threesome with. FML." Predictable.

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Hacksaw 4

She's probably a lesbian, and you're probably bad in bed. Only one of those can be fixed. Guess which one.

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Mooby522 0

that's a sad story.

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NFresh6 0

YDI for eating spaghettios on a Wednesday

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Sugar_lipsXo 0

I feel REALLY bad for you. THREESOME = SICK.

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helpmeiamblind 0

You can take this one of two ways: 1) Use this as an excuse to get into hella more threesomes or 2) Cheat on your wife because she's obviously a terrible lay. (I could blame the guy but that's just ridiculous; I chose to take the high road)

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Blaaagh 0

Dude, ask her if shes been faking it. It might have been just a really intense one. But if she is faking it and she tells you, ask her how to get her off!! Thats all it takes! I dont know about you, but id rather ask how to do it, that to have my GF/wife fake orgasms.

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Cinnabar 0

$1 says that wasn't her first time with that girlfriend.

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RhymePrime 7

Apparently your wife considers sex with you predominately procreational? It doesn't appear to be perceptibly pleasurable to her. If you love her you will consult any conceivable aid to ensure she does receive the pleasure and sexual ecstasy she deserves?

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