Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Better late than never

Better late than never

By onehundredpercenteffed - 14/08/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 01:58

Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML

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By wallflower - 10/09/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

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Karma police

By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 22:00

Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML

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By supapimpin - 25/09/2012 15:09 - United States

Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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Poor performance

By Anonymous - 28/12/2022 03:00

Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML

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It's not a competition, but still…

By Shooter71 - 16/10/2010 04:09 - France

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2018 05:00

Today, my wife is still not pregnant, but her sister is after the threesome we all had a few months ago. The threesome was my wife's idea, but I suspect I am still a dead man when it comes to whose fault it is. FML

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By Nickname - 27/08/2018 06:00

Today, I came home to find my wife and my ex-wife naked in my bed. Apparently they've been in a relationship for five months. When I told my kids, they said that they were helping to keep the secret. FML

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By JustMarried - 07/05/2016 21:47 - Ukraine

Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML

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MaxOfMetal 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:30

OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!

drakerd 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:31

You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?

Comments

Fallresevilfan 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 16:52

How does he deserve this

yessirre 4

Friday 22 June 2012 13:15

Shes a lezbo duhh

italianprincesss 5

Wednesday 27 June 2012 7:13

Uhm I'm sorry are we missing the fact that he had a threesome and he's married ?? Does no one else see the wrong in this situation ?

MrEscape 2

Wednesday 4 July 2012 20:54

Take notes!

ammerhammer 3

Friday 21 September 2012 5:34

Watch season 6 of friends and you'll find something similar FYL

JJBADGE10 7

Monday 22 October 2012 17:27

You are complaining about a threesome? Wtf is wrong with you

profligatesoul 18

Saturday 2 March 2013 4:34

Girl taught you a thing or two, huh?

fuzz97 23

Sunday 12 May 2013 22:52

threesomes: the sure-fire way to kill a relationship

mcauley3 8

Thursday 30 May 2013 12:39

Dude who cares you got a threesome

Dallyni 22

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