Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Better late than never

Better late than never

By onehundredpercenteffed - 14/08/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

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You deserved it 21 020

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 01:58

Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 351

You deserved it 1 232

Third wheel

By wallflower - 10/09/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 260

You deserved it 41 203

Karma police

By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 22:00

Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 864

You deserved it 346

By supapimpin - 25/09/2012 15:09 - United States

Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 247

You deserved it 3 837

By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 098

You deserved it 6 385

Poor performance

By Anonymous - 28/12/2022 03:00

Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 092

You deserved it 323

It's not a competition, but still…

By Shooter71 - 16/10/2010 04:09 - France

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 281

You deserved it 3 820

By Anonymous - 26/10/2018 05:00

Today, my wife is still not pregnant, but her sister is after the threesome we all had a few months ago. The threesome was my wife's idea, but I suspect I am still a dead man when it comes to whose fault it is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 666

You deserved it 5 218

By Nickname - 27/08/2018 06:00

Today, I came home to find my wife and my ex-wife naked in my bed. Apparently they've been in a relationship for five months. When I told my kids, they said that they were helping to keep the secret. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 498

You deserved it 277

By JustMarried - 07/05/2016 21:47 - Ukraine

Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 218

You deserved it 4 282

MaxOfMetal 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:30

OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!

drakerd 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:31

You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?

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Triplefool 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 8:05

Pshh. Obviously you haven't been going down on her enough.

Xader 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 19:37

Seriously, put some effort into it.

R3TROxLOV3 32

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:57

Ouch that would suck. If a woman isn't pleased, she really needs to tell her man instead of just faking it.

N3VVRmiNd 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:50

Lucky bastard. You had a threesome, stop complaining. So what if you suck at pleasing, at least she's exploring to help! ;)

mikel81 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:35

WTF are you talking about FYL? Your life sounds just fine. You were getting yours all along, right? More like, **** you wife's life. At least she shared.